The
Referee's a ..., by Chris Turner (2006)
THIS is a humorous take on the Beautiful Game using the terrace medium of rhyme.
Chris Turner, who was born in Chelsea and signed to Southend United as a youth player, has produced his first collection of football rhymes, including:
Turner studied acting at the Bristol Old Vic before singing on his first hit record at the age of 23 and later writing songs for artists such as Cliff Richard.Fantasy Football
fantasy football's
a space in the car park
sporting supporters
and decent hot dogs
reasonable ticket price
no goalless draws and
no wading through
ankle deep piss in the bogs
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